In the interests of equality (or, "A challenge!")

[sabremeister]

Right:

1. Bold the names of women you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of women you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the women who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the women you've never heard of.
5. Strike the women you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END. NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT ANYONE WHO MIGHT HAVE PORTRAYED THEM


Arwen (LoTR, book)
Arwen (LoTR, film)
Eowyn (LoTR, book/film)
Galadriel (LoTR, book/film)
Aeryn Sun (Farscape, TV) (Even though she'd probably kill me in the process)
Chiana (Farscape, TV)
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape, TV)
Jool (Farscape, TV)
Mele-on Grayza (Farscape, TV)
Sikozu (Farscape, TV)
Zoe Washburne (Firefly, TV)
Inara Serra (Firefly, TV)
Kaywinnit Lee Frye (Firefly, TV)
River Tam (Firefly, TV)
"Saffron" (Farscape, TV)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider, game)
Trinity (The Matrix, film)
Valeria (Conan the Barbarian, film)
Red Sonja (Red Sonja, film)
Marion Ravenwod (Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark, film) ?
Willie Scott (Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, film)
Elsa Schneider (Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, film)
Leia Organa (Star Wars, film)
Padme Amidala (Star Wars, film)
Honey Rider (Dr No, film) ?
Pussy Galore (Goldfinger, film)
Domino Derval (Thunderball, film) ?
Solitaire (Live & Let Die, film) ?
Octopussy (Octopussy, film) ?
Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights, film)
Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye, film)
Paris Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies, film)
Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies, film)
Elektra King (The World is Not Enough, film)
Christmas Jones (The World is Not Enough, film) ?
"Jinx" Johnson (Die Another Day, film)
Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale, film (2006))
Liessa Wyrmlady (The Colour of Magic, book)
Herenna the Henna-Haired Harridan (The Light Fantastic, book)
Conina (Sourcery, book)
Magrat Garlick (Wyrd Sisters, book)
Ptraci (Pyramids, book)
Theda "Ginger" Withel (Moving Pictures, book)
Angua von Uberwald (Men at Arms, book)
Susan Sto Helit (Soul Music, book)
Pretty Butterfly (Interesting Times, book)
Christine! (Maskerade, book)
Lacrymosa Magpyr (Carpe Jugulum, book)
Sacharissa Cripslock (The Truth, book)
Rosie Palm (Night Watch, book)
Polly Perks (Monstrous Regiment, book)
Maladicta (Monstrous Regiment)
Adorabelle Dearheart (Going Postal, book)
Sally von Humpeding (Thud!, book)
Elspeth Morrison (Flashman, book)
Jane Sharpe (Sharpe's Siege, book)
Tyson of Welbug (Ronan the Barbarian, book)
Guebral (Ronan's Rescue, book)
Tricia "Trillian" MacMillan (HHGTTG, book/radio/TV)
Fenchurch (So Long and Thanks For All the Fish, book/radio)
Nyota Uhura (Star Trek, TV)
Christine Chapel (Star Trek, TV)
Deanna Troi (Star Trek TNG, TV)
Tasha Yar, (Star Trek TNG, TV)
Beverly Crusher (Star Trek TNG, TV)
Ro Laren (Star Trek TNG, TV)
Jadzia Dax (Star Trek DS9, TV)
Ezri Dax (Star Trek DS9, TV)
Kira Nerys (Star Trek DS9, TV)
Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek Voyager, TV)
B'Elanna Torres (Star Trek Voyager, TV)
Kes (Star Trek Voyager, TV)
Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager, TV)
T'Pol (Star Trek Enterprise, TV)
Hoshi Sato (Star Trek Enterprise, TV)
Susan Foreman (Dr Who, TV) ?
Jo Grant (Dr Who, TV) ?
Sarah Jane Smith (Dr Who, TV) ?
Leela (Dr Who, TV) ?
Romana (Dr Who, TV) ?
Tegan Jovanka (Dr Who, TV) ?
Peri Brown (Dr Who, TV) ?
Melanie Bush (Dr Who, TV)
Ace (Dr Who, TV)
Rose Tyler (Dr Who, TV)
Donna Noble (Dr Who, TV) ?
Martha Jones (Dr Who, TV) ?
Buffy Summers (BtVS, TV)
Willow Rosenberg (BtVS, TV)
Anya (BtVS, TV)
Kristine Kochanski (Red Dwarf, TV)
Susan Ivanova (Babylon 5, TV) ?
Talia Winters (Babylon 5, TV) ?
Servalan (Blake's 7, TV)
Haley Starshine (Order of the Stick, webcomic)
Satan (Casey & Andy, webcomic)
Mary MacTavish (Casey & Andy, webcomic)
Jenn Brozek (Casey & Andy, webcomic)
Agatha Heterodyne (Girl Geius, webcomic)
Zeetha (Girl Genius, webcomic)
Bangladesh DuPree (Girl Genius, webcomic)
Jenka (Girl Genius, webcomic)
Dr Ginny Smith (Irregular Webcomic, webcomic)
Alvissa (Irregular Webcomic, webcomic)
Captain Paris (Irregular Webcomic, webcomic)
Fleece (HOLE, webcomic)
Freya (HOLE, webcomic)
Samantha (HOLE, webcomic)
"Bob" (Blackadder, TV)
Queen Elizabeth I (Blackadder, TV)
Ophelia (Hamlet, play)
Juliet (Romeo & Juliet, play)
Hero (Much Ado About Nothing, play)
Beatrice (Much Ado About Nothing, play)
Viola (Twelfth Night, play)
Countess Olivia (Twelfth Night, play)
Katherina (Taming of the Shrew, play) ?
Desdemona (Othello, play) ?
Miranda (The Tempest, play) ?
Edwina Monsoon (Ab Fab, TV)
Patsy Stone (Ab Fab, TV)
Yvette (Allo Allo, TV)
Maria (Allo Allo, TV)
Mimi (Allo Allo, TV)
Michelle (Allo Allo, TV)
Helga (Allo Allo, TV)
Denise LaRoque (Allo Allo, TV)
Louise (Allo Allo, TV)
Maggie O'Connell (Northern Exposure, TV)
Shelly Vincouer (Northern Exposure, TV)